Funny & Positive Friday Quotes

Funny & Positive Friday Quotes

Below are 92+ funny Friday quotes that we’ve gathered to help you enjoy your upcoming weekend. See more inspirational quotes and Sayings on MindBootstrap.

Funny Friday Quotes

“No weekend, all weakened.“ ~Toba Beta tweet

“Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.“ ~Neil Gaiman tweet

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. tweet

Dear Friday,
I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time. tweet

 

It’s Friday the only decision you need to make is bottle or glass. tweet

 

I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever. tweet

 

TGIF. We are ready to party! tweet

 

Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food tweet

 

I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday. tweet

 

If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday? tweet

 

TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Funny. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday! tweet

 

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. tweet

 

It must be Friday because my liver just called and told me shit is going down tonight. tweet

 

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. tweet

 

Shake your tits. It’s Friday! tweet

 

Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.” tweet

 

After such a long week, Friday never felt so fine! tweet

 

 

“cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend“ ~Amy Krouse Rosenthal tweet

 

Positive Friday Quotes

 

Friday makes me happy. tweet

 

Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. ~Ralph Waldo Emmerson tweet

 

Don’t just accept where you are at in life. If you want to be better, do better. If you want to be more, do more. It’s all on you. Do it! tweet

 

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love. ~Mother Teresa tweet

 

“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. tweet

 

On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.“ ~Unknown tweet

 

“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.“ ~John Sununu tweet

 

“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.“ ~Debasish Mridha tweet

 

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“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck.“ ~Byron Pulsifer tweet

 

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.“ ~Noel Coward tweet

 

“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!“ ~Napz Cherub Pellazo tweet

 

It’s Friday Quotes

 

“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.“ ~Unknown tweet

 

“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.“ ~S. O’ Sade tweet

 

 

“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love with.“ ~Unknown tweet

 

It’s Friday…Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle. tweet

 

It’s Friday. I’m alive. I’m breathing. I’m living. I’m blessed. Life is good. tweet

 

It’s a Friday morning happy hour. A round of coffee for everyone! tweet

 

It’s Friday…I must dance! tweet

 

 

Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care…because It’s Friday! tweet

 

It’s time to do the Friday dance! Happy Weekends Friends tweet

 

I’m glad it’s Friday. This week fucking killed me! tweet

 

It’s Friday. Time to go make stories for Monday. tweet

 

Yes! It’s Friday! So screw this, screw this, and especially screw this. There, all done. Now what to do for the next 7 hours and 58 minutes! tweet

 

Its Friday! High Five! ~Chris Hankin tweet

 

Wake up with a bounce. It’s Friday! tweet

 

It’s Friday. Be fierce tweet

 

It’s Friday. Time to sparkle & Shine. tweet

 

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ~Richard Nelson Bolles tweet

 

I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit. ~Helen Mirren tweet

 

You always feel like your 18-year-old self in some sense. And that’s what walking through New York on a June evening feels like – you feel like it’s Friday, and you’re 17 years old. ~John Darnielle tweet

 

I’m the kind of guy who, I need a watch that tells me what day it is. I need to know it’s Friday on my watch. I need to look at it and go, ‘Friday today.’ Tomorrow I will not know it’s Saturday until I look at my watch. My watchband broke, I was crippled. I have no concept of time, I have no concept of dates. ~Nathan Fillion tweet

 

Friday Quotes For Work

 

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ~Noel Coward tweet

 

I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something. ~Don Cheadle tweet

 

I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off most of it during the day anyway. ~Mark Wahlberg tweet

 

Waste Management was based in Chicago, but I lived in Ft. Lauderdale and for 10 years had to commute to work – catch the 5 P.M. Sunday flight to Chicago and the midnight return flight on Friday. ~Wayne Huizenga tweet

 

I’m working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday. ~Robert Stack tweet

 

A lot of my friends, when I was 14 or 15, they were all up and down, wanting to go out on a Friday night, and my dad had me working really late on Fridays and Saturday mornings and even on Sunday mornings. And when I’d finished all that, we used to spend the rest of the time talking about boxing. ~Tyson Fury tweet

 

For myself, anyway, I think that recurring has been such a gift, because I’ve been able to work on a lot of shows that I’ve really had a lot of respect for before I went in, shows like ‘Friday Night Lights’ and ‘Nip/Tuck,’ for example. ~Jessalyn Gilsig tweet

 

I’ll get home from work on Friday night and take out some beans and soak them. The next morning, I’ll put them in a pot for soup, then just keep chopping, chopping, chopping – carrots and celery and cabbage – and in two or three hours, you have this wonderful, mellow soup that fills up the whole house with its aroma. ~Lidia Bastianich tweet

 

If there is anything good to be said about my particular line of work, it’s that we get to tell people the news they need to hear, and to put it in context. To get to that – for one hour every night on the ‘PBS NewsHour,’ and for an additional half-hour every Friday night on ‘Washington Week,’ we have to slog through a lot of tough stuff. ~Gwen Ifill tweet

 

Work hard. I got tenure a year early. Junior faculty members used to say to me: ‘Wow, what’s your secret?’ I said: ‘It’s pretty simple. Call me any Friday night in my office at 10 o’clock, and I’ll tell you.’ ~Randy Pausch tweet

 

I remember once in junior high school, on a Friday, my mom came home from work and said to my brother and I, ‘You know, between us, we have only 27 cents, but we have food in the refrigerator, we have our little garden out back, and we’re happy, so we are rich.’ ~John Paul DeJoria tweet

 

My weekends start at about 4 P.M. on Friday afternoon, when I let go of work and leave my colleagues to crawl through the rest of the day in our New York offices. ~Bobbi Brown tweet

 

I buried my dad on a Thursday and showed up for work on Friday. ~John Schnatter tweet

 

I’m under pressure with all my films. And the reason we are always under pressure is because it’s only in our profession that months and even years of hard work is judged by the first show on Friday. ~Mahesh Babu tweet

 

We got spoiled with ‘Friday Night Lights.’ Not every show is like that, and on other shows, if you try to bring that same truth or that same approach, the system of television doesn’t always allow for that level of collaboration, which is unfortunate because the work would be richer. ~Jurnee Smollett-Bell tweet

 

As a professional ballet dancer, I have to accept that weekends are about work. The notion of a leisurely break with all the buzz and excitement of a Friday night simply doesn’t exist for me. ~Sylvie Guillem tweet

 

When I’m working, I look forward to weekends. Film sets give your time a structure; otherwise, one day can run into another. I often find myself in unusual locations, so Friday nights I might head out with some of the cast and crew to explore the town. ~Thomas Brodie-Sangster tweet

 

On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work. ~Douglas Booth tweet

 

I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. ~Edie Falco tweet

 

I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days a week, and I couldn’t plan work, I couldn’t plan vacations, I couldn’t plan dinner, I couldn’t plan homework, I couldn’t plan nothing because at the end of the day, Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I had to be at dialysis. ~Grizz Chapman tweet

 

My weekend might not start on a Friday like everyone else’s, because I could be working on Saturday and Sunday. But when I do get the chance to have some weekend time, I like to hang out with my friends and just chill out on the couch – maybe we’ll watch a documentary or a comedy. ~Ashley Roberts tweet

 

The nice thing about doing a weekly record is you’re rehearsing all week and working on getting the script better. Come Friday, when it’s time to actually film it, you feel like you’ve done most of the work! ~Rory Kinnear tweet

 

I went downtown to the courthouse pretty late at night, and arraignment court was on. You have these prosecutors and public defenders and judges and all of these people who are there on a Friday night at half past 12, and how can you expect people to bring their judgment and their best selves to their work at that kind of time? ~Clare-Hope Ashitey tweet

 

Friday Quotes For Teachers

 

When I was in the ninth grade, I had a teacher in Dallas, Texas, named Elizabeth Enlow in English class. Every Friday, we had to write a little essay, and you had to incorporate three particular words into the story. That was the sole direction. And to me, this was so much fun. ~Lawrence Wright tweet

 

Oh yeah, I’ll totally be able to stay awake til 10 on Friday night!…said no teacher ever. tweet

 

Every teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: Send their students into the weekend inspired.
Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday, you deserve a break. tweet

 

Dear Friday, I love you.
Sincerely,
A tired teacher tweet

 

It’s Friday. Go ahead and tell yourself you will not fall asleep on the couch before 8:30PM tweet

 

Oh..it’s Friday? I lose track of the days in the summertime. tweet

 

Friday Quotes From Movie

 

I hadn’t worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I’ve ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn’t have time to be nervous – it happened so quickly. ~Wentworth Miller tweet

 

Friday Quotes About Love

 

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.“ ~Henny Youngman tweet

 

 

“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.“ ~Rico tweet

 

“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.“ ~Edmond Mbiaka tweet

 

“When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.“ ~Adelle Waldman

 

Related: Love Quotes

Friday Quotes About Life

 

“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make every day a play-day…“ ~James A. Murphy tweet

 

“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.“ ~Robert Black tweet

 

“Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.“ ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana tweet

 

“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’ ~Chuck Schumer tweet

 

The ‘Friday sessions’ refer to something that you’re not paid for and not supposed to do during your professional life. Curiosity-driven research. Something random, simple, maybe a bit weird – even ridiculous. Without it, there are no discoveries. ~Andre Geim tweet

 

You did not disturb Hemingway before noon on Monday through Friday – he was in his office, writing the books that made the lifestyle possible. ~Michael Gerber tweet

 

To me, country music’s about life. It’s about Monday through Friday. It’s the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to have more of a sound, but I think the heart of that’s still the same. It’s still American music. ~Gary Allan tweet

 

I date, don’t get me wrong. I’m not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want to find someone to share my life with. ~Tamron Hall tweet

 

I had my life Monday through Friday in school, and then I had my ‘real life,’ which was my acting class on Saturday. ~Gillian Jacobs tweet

 

In my real life, I see people who are really enjoying their lives – I mean, really enjoying their lives – and they take joy in their daily obligations; they just do. And I believe that at a certain point, you’ve got to choose to be that way. You choose to approach your life that way. Or it’s all kind of a drag until Friday. ~Holly Hunter tweet

 

Conclusion

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