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Best Relationship Quotes

 

Best Relationship Quotes & Sayings For Him or Her | Love cannot be measured by how long you wait, its about how well you understand why you are waiting.

Love cannot be measured by how long you wait, its about how well you understand why you are waiting. tweet

Best Relationship Quotes & Sayings For Him or Her | I don't cry because we've been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we're still together.

I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together. ~Donna Lynn Hope tweet

Best Relationship Quotes & Sayings For Him or Her | In true love, the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.

In true love, the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. tweet

Best Relationship Quotes & Sayings For Him or Her | Once trust is built, distance cannot kill it. Time and space alone cannot destroy authentic connection.

Once trust is built, distance cannot kill it. Time and space alone cannot destroy authentic connection. ~Vironika Tugaleva tweet

Best Relationship Quotes & Sayings For Him or Her | Love is the shortest distance between hearts.

Love is the shortest distance between hearts. tweet

 

Sometimes I get really upset about being in a long distance relationship because I’m always so lonely. But then I realize how lucky I am to have someone who loves me even with the distance. tweet

 

Worst thing in a long distance relationship? Being unable to wipe each other’s tears over a video call! Read the caption. ~Sadiqua Fathima tweet

 

I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance. ~Steve Maraboli tweet

 

Distance makes the heart grow fonder. tweet

 

A strong relationship requires choosing to love each other, even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. tweet

 

My only relationship goal is someone who motivates me to become a better person and shows me the potential I don’t see in myself. tweet

 

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time. tweet

 

The best relationships usually begin unexpectedly. tweet

 

A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences. tweet

 

Long Distance Relationship Quotes

 

Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches. tweet

 

Distance is temporary but our love is permanent. tweet

 

If anyone asked me “What is hell?” I would answer “Distance between people who love each other”. tweet

 

I can bear the distance but cannot imagine a life without you. For you I will go through the distance and the heartaches. You are my one and only. tweet

 

Being in a long distance relationship forces you to learn to communicate well, and there is no other skill more essential to long-term relationship success… tweet

 

I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together. ~Donna Lynn Hope tweet

 

Distance means so little when someone means so much. tweet

 

Distance never separates two people truly in love. tweet

 

I wonder why people still underestimate the authenticity of long distance relationships. I fell in love with his soul before I could even touch his skin. If that isn’t true love, then please tell me what is. tweet

 

No matter how far apart we are, you will always be in my heart. tweet

 

You’re too far for my hands to hold you, but too near for my heart to love you. ~Heraline tweet

 

Together forever, never apart. Sometimes in distance, but never in heart. tweet

 

The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you. ~Nicholas Sparks tweet

 

Distance is a test of love. Many will fail for those who can’t withstand it, but for those who can, there’s only one answer. “TRUE LOVE” tweet

 

There is no longer distance about love, it always finds a way to bring hearts together no matter how many miles there are between them. tweet

 

Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss. ~Anonymous tweet

 

Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feels like forever, but I will wait forever and a day for you. tweet

 

Dear you, I may be thousands of miles away but you’re still the first thing on my mind. tweet

 

The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you. tweet

 

Yes long distance is hard, but deep down I’m happy knowing I’ve met the man that I want to spend the rest of my life with. tweet

 

Long distance relationships are hard, but they’re also incredible. If you can love, trust, respect, and support each other from a distance then you’ll be unstoppable once you’re physically together. tweet

 

I hate long distance relationship. I hate everything about it, but I love you. tweet

 

Cute Relationship Quotes

 

A real relationship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy and love. tweet

 

When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and I think of you. tweet

 

You’re an idiot. But you’re my idiot. tweet

 

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. tweet

 

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine. tweet

 

I don’t know where I stand with you. And I don’t know what I mean to you. All I know is every time I think of you. I want to be with you. tweet

 

When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart. Days feel like years. tweet

 

After a while, you just want to be with the on who makes you laugh. tweet

 

I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you. tweet

 

New Relationship Quotes

 

The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again… tweet

 

Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison. ~Steve Maraboli tweet

 

I want someone who won’t lead me on. Won’t replace me with someone else. Won’t give me a reason to doubt them. Just gets me. Will fall in love with everything I am and accept who I’m not. tweet

 

And suddenly you just know it’s time to start something new and trust in the magic of beginnings. ~Mandy Hale tweet

 

Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. This person is your soul mate, your best friend. Don’t ever let them go. tweet

 

Do I believe in love at first sight? Absolutely. I fall in love with every dog I see. tweet

 

My desires in a relationship have changed over time. I no longer want someone who promises to always love me and never leave me, I need someone who understands that life happens and sometimes things don’t work out. I don’t want someone who sugar coats things and never gets angry with me, I need someone to tell me how it really is and put me in my place. I need to be able to go five hours without talking to you and net feel lost or incomplete. I am complete without you. But with you, I want to be so much better. I want to be stronger with you. I want us to grow together and help each other grow individually. I don’t need you, but I really fucking want you. And this may not work out, but the fact that you understand all of this and this how our relationship works, makes me think we’ve got a pretty good shot. tweet

 

I don’t want a relationship that’s serious all the time. I want someone I can laugh and be silly with. tweet

 

Someone that not only gets my weird sense of humor, but thinks it’s hilarious too. tweet

 

Funny Relationship Quotes

 

I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands. tweet

 

Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies. tweet

 

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. tweet

 

Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants. tweet

 

I miss you like an idiot misses the point. tweet

 

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper. tweet

 

Buy a ship, name it relation, now you have a relationship. tweet

 

Relationships start with “Can we talk?” and end in “We need to talk”. tweet

 

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge. tweet

 

I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think that I am awesome. In which case, you are right. tweet

 

Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less. tweet

 

In a relationship, you need somebody who’s gonna call you out, not someone who’s gonna let everything slide. You need someone who doesn’t want to live without you. But can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one. tweet

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Sad Relationship Quotes

 

With all the smiles you brought me, I never thought that you could cause me so many tears. tweet

 

It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today. tweet

 

Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted too. tweet

 

You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you. tweet

 

When a girl cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emoticons that she’s been holding in for too long. tweet

 

It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were. tweet

 

When someone makes you an option, make them a memory. tweet

 

Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again. tweet

 

Breakups hurt, but losing someone who doesn’t respect and appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss. tweet

 

Some say it’s painful to wait for someone. Some say it’s painful to forget someone. But the worst pain comes when you don’t know whether to wait or forget. tweet

 

It hurts when you’re being ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. tweet

 

Bad Relationship Quotes

 

 

Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them. tweet

 

Letting go doesn’t mean that you don’t care about someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself. ~Deborah Reber tweet

 

Being alone may scare you, but staying in a bad relationship may damage you. tweet

 

A bad relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single. tweet

 

You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It won’t happen automatically. ~Joel Osteen tweet

 

If it’s destroying you, then it isn’t love, my dear. tweet

 

A bad relationship can do that. Can make you doubt everything good you ever felt about yourself. ~Dionne Warwick tweet

 

You don’t have to let that one thing be the thing that defines you. ~Jojo Moyes tweet

 

Bad relationships change good people. tweet

 

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. tweet

 

It took me a long time to learn the difference between working on a healthy relationship and wasting my time on a long goodbye. Never again! ~Steve Maraboli tweet

 

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it’s over – it’s over. No more confusion! ~Greg Behrendt tweet

 

Ending a relationship always involves walking away from positive aspects of the other person. If it was all awful, breaking up would be easy. ~Shannon Thomas tweet

 

Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love. tweet

 

I know my worth. Never again will I condemn myself to the prison of a bad relationship. ~Steve Maraboli tweet

 

You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles. ~C.JoyBell C. tweet

 

One bad relationship could make you never want to fall in love again. tweet

 

Strong Relationship Quotes (What can make a relationship stronger?)

 

The couples that are meant to be, are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out even stronger. tweet

 

A woman can always tell if a man loves her by how much time he is willing to invest. Money spent is meaningless, but time spent is priceless. tweet

 

The greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in. tweet

 

Every relationship goes through a struggle, but only strong relationships get through it. tweet

 

A strong relationship start with two people who are ready to sacrifice anything for each other. tweet

 

We had a strong relationship with Walter Brown and felt that he was the best owner in the league. ~Bob Cousy tweet

 

You can’t just give up on someone because the situation’s not ideal. Great relationships aren’t great because they have no problems. They’re great because both people care enough about the other person to find a way to make it work. tweet

 

A strong relationship requires two people working together as teammates..A weak relationship involves two people going against each other as opponents. Don’t try to prove to each other who is the better out of the two..Try to prove to each other y’all can be the best as one. Be teammates! ~Bryan Burden tweet

 

Best relationship: talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister. tweet

 

Relationships gets stronger when both are willing to understand mistakes and forgive each other. tweet

 

Without trust you can’t have a happy & strong relationship. tweet

 

In a strong relationship, you should love your companion more than you need them. ~Steve Maraboli tweet

 

Toxic Relationship Quotes

 

Sometimes it takes leaving a toxic relationship to put yourself in a position to be in a healthy relation. ~Bryan Burden tweet

 

Don’t worry. You may think you’ll never get over it. But you also thought it would last forever. tweet

 

There is a time for departure even when there’s no certain place to go. ~Tennessee Williams tweet

 

If you’re in a relationship and all you do is cry, you need to stop and ask yourself, are you dating a human or an onion? tweet

 

Stay away from people who can’t take responsibility for their actions and who make you feel bad for being angry at them when they do you wrong. tweet

 

Don’t let your loyalty become slavery. tweet

 

I trusted you but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions spoke the truth. tweet

 

Don’t ask why people keep hurting you. Ask yourself why you keep allowing it to happen. ~Robert Tew tweet

 

Sometimes we refuse to see how bad something is until it completely destroys us. tweet

 

You create more space in your life when you turn your excess baggage to garbage. tweet

 

One of the main reasons people don’t end toxic relationships is because they’re afraid to be alone. ~Colin Wright tweet

 

You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air. tweet

 

You let go of a toxic and unhealthy relationship not because you are weak, not because you no longer love the other person, but because you are strong enough to understand that there are times when two people will be a lot happier if they go separate ways than if they stay together. tweet

 

Escaping a toxic relationship can feel like breaking a piece of your heart off: like a wolf chews its leg off to escape a steel strap. Leaving is never easy, but sometimes it’s necessary to save yourself and others from dying inside. tweet

 

We end up in toxic relationships because we don’t stand up for ourselves early on when red flags occur. We let them slide, because we fear losing a companion. How long do you let disrespect and neglect go? At some point you have to develop healthy barriers for how you’re going to be treated; you’re responsible for your experience, nobody else is. tweet

 

Happy Relationship Quotes (How can I make my relation happy?)

 

Making you happy is my relationship goal. tweet

 

Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing, the dates, or the showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. tweet

 

Always remember, someone’s effort is a reflection of their interest in you. tweet

 

A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb. tweet

 

The secret to a happy relationship is to love unconditionally, make each other laugh and fuck like there’s no tomorrow. tweet

 

I’m extremely happy with who I’m in a relationship with. tweet

 

I automatically smile when you message me. tweet

 

What counts in making a happy relationship is not how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. tweet

 

Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own. tweet

 

A happy relationship is made up of trust and loyalty; where both person contributing equally on their parts. ~Riya Kapoor tweet

 

A happy relationship is made up of two good forgivers. ~Christian Simamora tweet

 

Difficult Relationship Quotes

 

A difficult relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single..!! tweet

 

It is also difficult to articulate the subtleties in cinema, because there aren’t words or metaphors which describe many of the emotions you are attempting to evoke. ~Conrad Hall tweet

 

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together. tweet

 

Relationships are worth fighting for, but you can’t be the only one fighting. tweet

 

Every relationship I’ve been in becomes long-distance because of work. It’s never worked out. It puts an intense strain on the relationship, and at a certain point, it becomes too difficult. ~Anton Yelchin tweet

 

Now she has, although it’s a difficult relationship. ~Mary Magdalene tweet

 

I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didn’t immediately affect her. ~John Cleese tweet

 

If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each others arms..no matter what. tweet

 

People come and people go. That’s life. Stop holding on to situations that have let go of you. tweet

 

Relationship Quotes For Him

 

Before you came into my life, I never knew what true love felt like. tweet

 

When there is a strong bond between two people. Universe also tries to search a way to bring them together no matter what happens. I can not stop myself thinking of you. tweet

 

You never fail to amaze me. Everyday there is something new that makes me love you even more than the day before. tweet

 

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason. tweet

 

I love it when you send me those texts that make me smile no matter how many times I read them.
When I looked into your eyes I didn’t see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life..I love you! tweet

 

When I looked into your eyes the last time, I found priceless jewels. Love flowed through and all I saw was a reflection of my face. I know that even for a million dollars, I would never trade this relationship. ~Missouri Joan tweet

 

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. tweet

 

You may be one person to the whole world, but to me you are the whole world. tweet

 

I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. tweet

 

You’re my spark in the dark. tweet

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Relationship Quotes For Her

 

Everybody has an addiction, mine just happens to be you. tweet

 

In a sea of people, my eyes will always be searching for you. tweet

 

Right from the start I knew I had to make you mine. tweet

 

The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time. tweet

 

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged cupid painted blind. ~William Shakespeare tweet

 

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war. tweet

 

He tasted her mind and realized he had been starving. tweet

 

Love her like a wife. Show her the respect you would show your mother. Protect her like you would your daughter. tweet

 

I just want to make you happy. Because you’re the reason that I’m so happy. tweet

 

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me. tweet

 

I want to hold your hand, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes talk about whatever and kiss your lips every single day. tweet

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Real life Relationship Quotes

 

 

When love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries. tweet

 

You’ll know when a relationship is right for you. It will enhance your life, not complicate it. tweet

 

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do. ~David Wilkerson tweet

 

Never leave a true relationship for a few faults. Nobody is perfect, nobody is correct in the end affection is always greater than perfection. tweet

 

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies. tweet

 

A real relationship involves arguing, crying, love, hurt, joy and most importantly some good ass sex. tweet

 

Real love is when you go through the toughest storm & find yourself still holding hands when you come out. tweet

 

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